Quotes about Girlfriend

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. Votes: 7

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend. Votes: 6

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. Votes: 5

I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend. Votes: 4

My girlfriend's a costume designer in the theater. Votes: 4

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend. Votes: 4

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend. Votes: 4

I'm not a player! I'm the girlfriend type! I always have girlfriends. Votes: 4

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. Votes: 4

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. Votes: 4

You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. Votes: 4

It's a bonus if your girlfriend likes your music - definitely not a downfall. Votes: 4

Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. Votes: 4

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. Votes: 4

I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week. Votes: 4

I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her. Votes: 4

It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth Votes: 4

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. Votes: 4

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. Votes: 4

I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase. Votes: 4

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. Votes: 4

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. Votes: 4

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. Votes: 4

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' Votes: 4

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. Votes: 4

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. Votes: 4

I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed. Votes: 4

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real. Votes: 4

My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you. Votes: 4

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single. Votes: 4

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest. Votes: 4

My high-school years were so mediocre - I moved out when I was 16 and started living with my girlfriend who was 10 years older. Apart from that, I was just a video nerd. Votes: 4

I was reading through endless junk scripts that were being sent my way. Typically the roles were to play his wife or his girlfriend - leading roles for women were few and far between. Votes: 4

When you're a teenager, you want to meet a lot of girls - you want to get the most girls. You don't know anything about respect; you don't know anything about being faithful and loyal to your girlfriend. Votes: 4

I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world. Votes: 4

Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible. Votes: 4

I just like really simple things. If I had been on tour for a while and I got to come back and take my girlfriend Eleanor on a date, we would go to the cinema and then out for dinner. Votes: 4

I think I'm a really good girlfriend, and I think that I could be a really good wife. I know that I love being able to give my love out to someone. I know there is somebody great out there for me. Votes: 4

I would love to close my eyes and see myself with my girlfriend when we're 99 years old and I have a pipe and she's knitting a sweater, and I hope that's the way it goes. I think it's a challenge every day. Votes: 4

Wife: a former girlfriend Votes: 3

Karma is God's girlfriend. Votes: 3

My career is my girlfriend. Votes: 3

I'm always looking for a girlfriend. Votes: 3

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. Votes: 3

God is like a shitty girlfriend. Votes: 3

My girlfriend is an angel." -Xavier Votes: 3

My girlfriend has been the ice. Votes: 3

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. Votes: 3

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly. Votes: 3

A beautiful girlfriend is worth two more. Votes: 3

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend Votes: 3

He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back. Votes: 3

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all. Votes: 3

At least I didn't invent a dead girlfriend Votes: 3

Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend. Votes: 3

I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend. Votes: 3

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer Votes: 3

I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is. Votes: 3

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen. Votes: 3

I want a girlfriend who can eat like me Votes: 3

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. Votes: 3

I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend. Votes: 3

I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective! Votes: 3

It must be hard just to be someone's girlfriend. Votes: 3

I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog. Votes: 3

Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend. Votes: 3

I want my next girlfriend to be my wife. Votes: 3

Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend. Votes: 3

Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend? Votes: 3

I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend. Votes: 3

Where's the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional? Votes: 3

If you want to do something dangerous... Don't tell your girlfriend! Votes: 3

You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever. Votes: 3

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend. Votes: 3

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. Votes: 3

Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother? Votes: 3

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. Votes: 3

My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite. Votes: 3

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding! Votes: 3

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net! Votes: 3

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! Votes: 3

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. Votes: 3

I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. Votes: 3

So it's a yes, then?" To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend? Votes: 3

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading Votes: 3

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. Votes: 3

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. Votes: 3

London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with. Votes: 3

My girlfriend is rap. Music and albums and records and my kids. Votes: 3

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do! Votes: 3

I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other. Votes: 3

The marathon is my only girlfriend. I give her everything I have. Votes: 3

My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up. Votes: 3

If I got a girlfriend, I'd feed her playfully all of the time. Votes: 3

My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best. Votes: 3

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why Votes: 3

I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14. Votes: 3

When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend. Votes: 3

A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set! Votes: 3

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why. Votes: 3

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure. Votes: 3

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. Votes: 3

I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger. Votes: 3

I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her. Votes: 3

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. Votes: 3

I have a girlfriend and she really keeps me grounded. Makes me normal. Votes: 3

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. Votes: 3

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend. Votes: 3

I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. Votes: 3

My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook. Votes: 3

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night. Votes: 3

Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better. Votes: 3

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing. Votes: 3

He wrote to his father every day. His platoon called his dad a girlfriend. Votes: 3

If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter. Votes: 3

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy. Votes: 3

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. Votes: 3

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know? Votes: 3

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." Votes: 3

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend. Votes: 3

Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. Votes: 3

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. Votes: 3

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek. Votes: 3

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. Votes: 3

I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot. Votes: 3

I was always the hero's girlfriend or wife - actually, the woman with no voice. Votes: 3

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend. Votes: 3

Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend. Votes: 3

In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved. Votes: 3

My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her. Votes: 3

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age. Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor. Votes: 3

You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth? Votes: 3

Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar. Votes: 3

My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology. Votes: 3

I'm a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates. Votes: 3

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. Votes: 3

Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink. Votes: 3

A new club is like having a new girlfriend "“ you don't have feelings straight away Votes: 3

I was thinking it was worth the risk if it meant forever with my faery girlfriend. Votes: 3

I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil. Votes: 3

Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive. Votes: 3

I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same. Votes: 3

I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess. Votes: 3

I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. Votes: 3

Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production. Votes: 3

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. Votes: 3

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it. Votes: 3

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. Votes: 3

If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter. Votes: 3

If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress? Votes: 3

I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho? Votes: 3

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. Votes: 3

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. Votes: 3

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. Votes: 3

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. Votes: 3

If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. Votes: 3

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. Votes: 3

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. Votes: 3

My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater! Votes: 3

I got Soul Power, never took a cold shower, Never had a girlfriend the color of cooking flour. Votes: 3

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend. Votes: 3

I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic. Votes: 3

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. Votes: 3

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. Votes: 3

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! Votes: 3

Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. Votes: 3

A lot of times [in the movie industry], women are relegated to playing the wife or girlfriend or daughter. Votes: 3

When you're 17 in the suburbs and know only three gay people, holding hands with your girlfriend is a proclamation. Votes: 3

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. Votes: 3

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. Votes: 3

Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend. Votes: 3

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) Votes: 3

She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life. Votes: 3

I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife. Votes: 3

I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans. Votes: 3

Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. Votes: 3

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. Votes: 3

I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard. Votes: 3

So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and settle down. But it's fun to be single. Votes: 3

I just like to sit and admire my garden; it's so well kept by my gardener and my girlfriend. Votes: 3

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. Votes: 3

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her. Votes: 3

I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable. Votes: 3

The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend. Votes: 3

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. Votes: 3

I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend. Votes: 3

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. Votes: 3

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. Votes: 3

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached. Votes: 3

I like playing sport. I'm a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates. Votes: 3

Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had. Votes: 3

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. Votes: 3

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! Votes: 3

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell. Votes: 3

I'm continually surprised by the amount of people I wind up. For many guys, I'm the faggot their girlfriend fancies. Votes: 3

My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it. Votes: 3

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. Votes: 3

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. Votes: 3

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. Votes: 3

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. Votes: 3

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board. Votes: 3

My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down. Votes: 3

When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's kind of like when I'm with my girlfriend. Votes: 3

Music is my girlfriend, pretty much. It's makes it a little difficult, but I'm always looking, looking for the right girl. Votes: 3

I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels! Votes: 3

Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend. Votes: 3

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy. Votes: 3

You do not need a boyfriend or a girlfriend to write an emotional poet; because poetry is beyond hooks and holes. Votes: 3

I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff. Votes: 3

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. Votes: 3

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. Votes: 3

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep. Votes: 3

My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend "” big mistake. Now I'm single, so London should be really good. I'm excited. Votes: 3

Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner! Votes: 3

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary. Votes: 3

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. Votes: 3

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. Votes: 3

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. Votes: 3

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. Votes: 3

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work. Votes: 3

I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent and certainly not the president of the United States. Votes: 3

Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. Votes: 3

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time. Votes: 3

My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground. Votes: 3

I auditioned for Ted Bundy and the director Matthew Bright and we really hit it off. He cast me as Bundy's girlfriend. Votes: 3

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. Votes: 3

I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. Votes: 3

Yeah, most guys don't like to think about going to a bar with a girlfriend and watching her leave with someone else. Votes: 3

When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold. Votes: 3

I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother. Votes: 3

Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died. Votes: 3

I was the boy that turned a girlfriend into the most celebrated lesbian on television. I got so much stick for that. Votes: 3

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. Votes: 3

Not to be confused with Spider-Man's other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn't love him like I do. Votes: 3

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.' Votes: 3

I try to keep that quiet unless it is asked but yeah, I have a girlfriend and she is a great girl Votes: 3

I think it's less common in France that a man at the age of 50 buys a Porsche and gets a young girlfriend. Votes: 3

It's a lot easier having a girlfriend in a band than if you were going out with someone that lived in London. Votes: 3

Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer. Votes: 3

Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something. Votes: 3

I'm not the girl that sits at home on a Saturday night plaiting her girlfriend's hair, drinking tea and watching romantic comedies. Votes: 3

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness? Votes: 3

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife Votes: 3

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess. Votes: 3

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man. Votes: 3

She didn't want me; she wanted all of me. I didn't mind saying it. My girlfriend scared the crap out of me. Votes: 3

She asks if I left a girlfriend behind when we moved. I say no, and she smiles, which just about ruins me. Votes: 3

I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy. Votes: 3

It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' Votes: 3

You're so young... Are you sure that's what you want your life to be, forever and ever? That job? That career? That girlfriend? Votes: 3

I love being outdoors, playing beach tennis, going for runs in the sand, or doing a three-hour hike with my best girlfriend, Mieko. Votes: 3

My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present. Votes: 3

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said. Votes: 3

My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend. Votes: 3

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. Votes: 3

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer... or alarm or whateva. She'll be here at 6 in the morn if I let her Votes: 3

Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends. Votes: 3

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. Votes: 3

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" Votes: 3

How would I treat a girl if she was my girlfriend? I`m a really affectionate person and I like being a gentleman. Votes: 3

At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people. Votes: 3

If I have a girlfriend, I don't bring her to flaunt her. She doesn't get to reap the benefits of me being famous. Votes: 3

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday. Votes: 3

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people. Votes: 3

I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to be. Votes: 3

I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend. Votes: 3

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him. Votes: 3

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. Votes: 3

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. Votes: 3

I'm a talker. I don't bottle things up. I always call my mum or a close girlfriend and try to talk things out. Votes: 3

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. "Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. Votes: 3

You become very known for being someone's girlfriend, and all of a sudden there's all this hype and buzz for all the wrong reasons. Votes: 3

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. Votes: 3

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point. Votes: 3

A boyfriend should treat you like a girlfriend, not like a princess. Stop expecting so much from guys & maybe you won't be so disappointed Votes: 3

If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything. Votes: 3

I don't think I was fully satisfied acting. You know, the girlfriend role or the best friend role, and that wasn't enough for me. Votes: 3

My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.' Votes: 3

I don't think I was fully satisfied acting. You know, the girlfriend role or the best friend role, and that wasn't enough for me Votes: 3

And I told you, I'm not going to pursue another man's girlfriend. You want to talk honor. There it is in its purest form Votes: 3

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time. Votes: 3

I've stopped thinking about it. I don't have time to have a girlfriend. I have like a full-time job Learning How to Be Blind. Votes: 3

People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet Votes: 3

Actors are always weird about acting with their spouse or their boyfriend or girlfriend, but more because they think audiences will find it boring. Votes: 3

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot. Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. Votes: 3

Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend. Votes: 3

When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant. Votes: 3

I say 'cuz' around Bloods, and I say 'blood' around Crips...I'm twisted. Got Mary, got Lucy, got Molly: that's wifey, girlfriend and mistress. Votes: 3

A single girlfriend can play an important role in success of your career but a bunch of girlfriends can seriously ruins your successful life. Votes: 3

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend. Votes: 3

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together. Votes: 3

I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia. Votes: 3

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass. Votes: 3

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes. Votes: 3

You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy. Let's not fight." -pg 126 Votes: 3

My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and"”oh, yeah"”head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time. Votes: 3

Shah Rukh is not my girlfriend that I should remember him. When I don't remember my past girlfriends, what will I remember Shah Rukh for? Votes: 3

I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women. Votes: 3

None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn up one day. Votes: 3

I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers! Votes: 3

If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her. Votes: 3

I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that. Votes: 3

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. Votes: 3

My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'. Votes: 3

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors? Votes: 3

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! Votes: 3

My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress. Votes: 3

I'd love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I'm always reading philosophy books, annoying my girlfriend with that type of stuff. Votes: 3

Solomon's Laws: 8. If a guy who's smart, handsome, and rich invites you and your girlfriend to a nudist club...chances are he's got a giant shmeckel. Votes: 3

The most terrifying thing in the world was having to give a speech at my girlfriend's wedding. I was physically shaking and sweating the entire time. Votes: 3

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian... Votes: 3

My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' Votes: 3

I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine Votes: 3

I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that. Votes: 3

I think that's important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you're not just the girlfriend or the sister. Votes: 3

I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend. Votes: 3

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. Votes: 3

Somebody's girlfriend," she said. "Somebody's sister, somebody's daughter. All these things I never knew I was before, and I still don't really know what I am. Votes: 3

My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked. Votes: 3

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. Votes: 3

When I was growing up, I said to my ex-girlfriend, 'I will not be successful until everyone in Holland knows my name.' And it worked. Votes: 3

My ex girlfriend and I go long periods of time without speaking to each other. And in between those extended stretches, we fill the time with silence. Votes: 3

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. Votes: 3

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures. Votes: 3

People don't get through to the essence of you right away - it's always the famous 'girl' or the famous 'girlfriend'. I'd rather be known for myself. Votes: 3

How about keyboards in your mouth? How fast can you type with your tongue? People will think you're just masticating, when you're really talking to your girlfriend. Votes: 3

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now? Archer shrugged. We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures. Votes: 3

I may not have seen my girlfriend for two or three months, but then we can spend two or three months together solidly. It's swings and roundabouts. Votes: 3

Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend. Votes: 3

It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month. Votes: 3

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you? Votes: 3

Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't all look like Bella Abzug. Votes: 3

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. Votes: 3

I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me. Votes: 3

If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come to my way of thinking. Votes: 3

There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend. Votes: 3

On the basis of being a woman, by playing an alien, I avoid playing someone's girlfriend here on Earth because that's a bit of a canker sore. Votes: 3

Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis. Votes: 3

I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf. Votes: 3

Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . . Votes: 3

I cannot keep a girlfriend longer than seven months. I have 12 jobs. I don't have time for my personal life. I'm fully aware that this is the sacrifice. Votes: 3

He's just a little unbalanced and lonely." He put his arms around my waist, frowning. "Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?" "I'll suggest it. Votes: 3

With the media how it is these days, people expect to know everything. I don't talk about my girlfriend because essentially she doesn't want to be talked about. Votes: 3

I e-mail or phone my best girlfriend daily. Having people who know you well helps you stay grounded and gives perspective to whatever momentary drama you're going through. Votes: 3

My role as Ewan McGregor's girlfriend in the film 'Incendiary' ended up on the cutting-room floor, but at least I had two brilliant days of acting with Ewan. Votes: 3

My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years - so marriage is very important to us. Votes: 3

It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive. Votes: 3

I went through times of self-hate, thinking how undeveloped spiritual I was. Everyone else in the ashram, a thousand people, nobody had a girlfriend or boyfriend. I did. Votes: 3

Don't you have a girlfriend or family you'd rather be with? (Geary) Only Solin, and honestly, he's not this soft. Even if he was, it'd be gross. (Arik) Votes: 3

If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people. Votes: 3

I went through times of self-hate, thinking how undeveloped spiritual I was. Everyone else in the ashram, a thousand people, nobody had a girlfriend or boyfriend. I did. Votes: 3

I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy. Votes: 3

I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got different things that drive him nuts. Votes: 3

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito. Votes: 3

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' Votes: 3

I really think I need to find a home. I don't know if that includes a girlfriend or not, but first I need to find a home, definitely. Votes: 3

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. Votes: 3

I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring." Votes: 3

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart. Votes: 3

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend Votes: 3

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. Votes: 3

Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you know he's still available. Votes: 3

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' Votes: 3

I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job. Votes: 3

A close girlfriend of mine and I have been writing and playing together for years and decided to make it official, so we formed a band called 'Everly.' Votes: 3

Over the past six years, my girlfriend and I live on our boat two or three months a year. It's just one of our seasonal homes at this point. Votes: 3

I was in chemical engineering at Cornell University. My girlfriend at the time dared me to do a play. I knew there was something I wanted, not necessarily engineering. Votes: 3

I was never the ingenue or the pretty girlfriend of Tom Cruise in a movie. I didn't have that career, so I don't have to compete on that level. Votes: 3

I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't start combing my hair. Votes: 3

I don't necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it's funny to do. I think the darker the better, but it's whatever my girlfriend Kiera has in her purse. Votes: 3

My work is always more emotional than I am. My characters say things to each other that I get accused of not being able to say to my girlfriend. Votes: 3

Melanie Fiona is a singer, a songwriter, she's a super-girl. I can be silly, goofy, really chilled. She's like your cool chill girlfriend, sister-friend. I'm just like everybody else. Votes: 3

I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and I said, "Every one I know is." Votes: 3

Breaking a dream board is almost like breaking up with your girlfriend. You are super shattered at first. But then once you get another dream board, it's all good. Votes: 3

My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers. Votes: 3

I care a lot about what my girlfriend thinks, and my friends, but ultimately it's me in the mirror. I just want to be proud of what I do. Votes: 3

I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell you. I'm probably emotionally stunted. Votes: 3

So many female characters are the girlfriend of the person having the adventure. I want to play baseball, I don't want to be the girlfriend of the one [who plays]. Votes: 3

My girlfriend's dad runs the Prostate Centre on Wimpole St. in London, and he's chairman of Prostate U.K., which I think is the second-largest prostate cancer charity in Britain. Votes: 3

Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints. Votes: 3

I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with the everyday rigors of being an NBA player. Votes: 3

When I first met my girlfriend, I was super intimidated. I wanted to impress her. I was thinking, Don't mess this up, man. You've gotta play your cards exactly right. Votes: 3

Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care. Votes: 3

Men and women have different ideas of what constitutes tidiness. I tend to think it's about things being clean, but my mum and girlfriend are more about how things look. Votes: 3

I like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we're taking part in the conception of the Antichrist. Votes: 3

I was shocked [of Sarah Palin ], because beating up, you know, your girlfriend, your spouse, or acts of violence aren`t one of the core symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder. Votes: 3

President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation. Votes: 3

I think I subconsciously put myself in these situations where the girlfriend isn't pleased with me. I'm useless as a boyfriend. That's how I managed to write all these songs. Votes: 3

I mean, shout out to the people that get dressed everyday and want to take that picture everyday. I would much rather post pictures of [my girlfriend] than of myself. Votes: 3

Being poor sucks... It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month. Votes: 3

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good. Votes: 3

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!" Votes: 3

Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees. Votes: 3

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair. Votes: 3

When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her. Votes: 3

In terms of my free time, I really don't have much. The time I do have, I enjoy being domestic and spending time with my girlfriend, hiking and playing tennis. Votes: 3

I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps. Votes: 3

When you watch the first 'American Pie' movie, you're like... 'I know that jock who's kind of sweet and has a girlfriend, and I know that weird off-beat kid.' Votes: 3

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. Votes: 3

We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend. Votes: 3

If I'm in a relationship and my girlfriend is sleeping with other people, I don't need to know who it is; I just want to know how she feels about it. Votes: 3

Sometimes I definitely shut people out. I can be that sort of girlfriend who crosses her arms, shakes her head and says, "Nope, I'm not telling you what's wrong. I'm fine." Votes: 3

After they broke up, Renaldo's ex girlfriend said to never again date an older woman. And he wisely listened to her, because his mother only had his best interest in mind. Votes: 3

I know my girlfriend is free-spirited. I know she's so charming that it's disarming. I get it. And I know that every man is going to fall in love with her. Votes: 3

Watching Abby own my brothers--hand after hand was turning me on. I'd never seen a woman so sexy in my life, and this one happened to be my girlfriend.-pg 257/ARC Votes: 3

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend? Votes: 3

Sometimes female characters start out as the wife or girlfriend, but then I realize, 'No, she's the book,' and she becomes a main character. I surrender the book to her. Votes: 3

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap. Votes: 3

That's a rule in the business. No tongue. You can't really get into it, otherwise, it's weird. I think that particular scene made his (Adam Brody) girlfriend jealous. There were issues. Votes: 3

The more time went by, the more something just happened, an Oh my god - I want to love someone freely and walk down the street and hold my girlfriend's hand, Votes: 3

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being someone's girlfriend, and now I am happy being single Votes: 3

When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore. Votes: 3

We smoked a lot of weed together [with Seth Rogen and Jason Segel]. Lonely potheads will literally spend every day with each other until they get a girlfriend. That's essentially what happened. Votes: 3

When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath. Votes: 3

I just don't ever want to play the girlfriend. You know, the supporting character in the background who just sort of comes in and goes, "Oh, shucks." It's just a boring character. Votes: 3

Men don't like me. I haven't been on a date for six months. I've just started a club with a girlfriend called the We Hate Men But We Can't Be Gay Club. Votes: 3

I stepped forward. Call me old-fashioned, but I wanted to keep his focus on me and not Annabeth. I think it's polite for a guy to protect his girlfriend from instant incineration. Votes: 3

Lots of people can have girlfriends. But I can throw around guitars onstage! That'll be my epitaph: 'He never had a girlfriend, but you should've seen him smash a Les Paul!' Votes: 3

I moved into a nice houseboat in Little Venice when I was 15 years old. I found a girlfriend called Monday and a houseboat called Friday, so I had the week sewn up. Votes: 3

Destruction is a true sign of devotion. As I always tell my girlfriend when she threatens to kill me. 'You should kill me and it would tell me that you love me. Votes: 3

I've not got a girlfriend at the moment. Somebody said, 'Do you worry girls are just giving you attention because of who you are?' I was like, 'I'm 17, it's wonderful.' Votes: 3

I am fortunate to have a lot of love in my life. I love my family, I love my dog, I love my close friends, and I absolutely love my incredible girlfriend. Votes: 3

I wrote a staggeringly bad poem when I was 19 after a girlfriend dumped me. I seem to remember comparing her to a tarantula. It was all very E. J. Thribb of me. Votes: 3

I used to break dance. I can do some good James Brown footwork. But now I think I've danced too much. My girlfriend made fun of me: 'Enough with the dancing.' Votes: 3

Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend. Votes: 3

I was in the back of the car with my girlfriend, the Rascals came on the radio and I realized their song was sexier than the sex I was trying to have. Votes: 3

Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't getting the Nicole Kidman roles. Votes: 3

My devotion to my job started from a personal defeat: my first girlfriend's parents rejected me because i wasn't rich. I decided i would show them what a big mistake they had made. Votes: 3

I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips sometimes, like, 'Hannibal, you're going to die.' Stuff like that. Votes: 3

To know other people thought he'd made a mistake vindicated me. I wasn't a bad girlfriend, he was simply going through a period of temporary insanity and he'd come to his senses soon. Votes: 3

Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years. That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the 1992 Olympics and won a bronze medal. She's a gymnast. So I'm a huge fan. Votes: 3

I see myself being married to my girlfriend and backpacking all over the world. If I can go out and do a 15-mile hike and climb a 12,000-ft. peak, I'm good to go. Votes: 3

I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult. Votes: 3

I'm aware, as a sane person, that I'm not the best-looking guy in the world. I'm aware of it. But when I go into a party, I will walk out with your girlfriend. Votes: 3

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. Votes: 3

It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living. Votes: 3

I always see people tweeting about these crazy amazing things their boyfriend or girlfriend did for them. You shouldn't have to constantly be trying to prove your love when you're in a relationship. Votes: 3

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini. Votes: 3

A lover goes toward his beloved as enthusiastically as a schoolboy leaving his books, but when he leaves his girlfriend, he feels as miserable as the schoolboy on his way to school. (Act 2, scene 2) Votes: 3

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?' Votes: 3

My ex-girlfriend said to me, 'I'm surprised at how normal you are since you were homeschooled.' But I was only homeschooled because I wanted to be an actor. My parents are both teachers. Votes: 3

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend. Votes: 3

If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her. Votes: 3

I can't go to bed with John Wayne, so I do the next best thing: I go to bed with my girlfriend, who once met the great man. That's how much I love westerns. Votes: 3

Sometimes guys are so concerned with being cool and hanging out with their friends. They don't want to seem like the guy that 'has to call his girlfriend.' It's just boys growing up. Votes: 3

I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous. Votes: 3

I would have to take some kind of revenge if my girlfriend had been aggressed, my mother had been aggressed, or my kids had been aggressed. I think I would go for personal revenge. Votes: 3

Give as much as importance to your goal as you give it to your first girlfriend, with that much importance your girlfriend might still leave you but your goal will definitely come to you. Votes: 3

It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever. Votes: 3

I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I've met her neighbor, he's a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though... Votes: 3

No relationship is perfect nor will anyone ever be the best boyfriend or girlfriend. Long as you put in the effort and try to make your lover happy. That's all we can ask for. Votes: 3

The average person is either a weakling, or just a happy person who wants to get along, or thinks being tough is having big muscles and strutting around town and having a good-looking girlfriend. Votes: 3

It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was a statement about my character and not an invitation or request. Votes: 3

I'd be happy to play anyone's girlfriend. I'm happy to be working, ever. It's not an intentional thing to play these messed up, crazy characters, but I'm happy to do it 'cause someone's got to. Votes: 3

I have never been in a situation thankfully where I haven't gotten along with my girlfriend's parents. I've been very lucky to have girlfriends that have had such amazing families that have brought me in. Votes: 3

He moved to run a hand through her cornrows, then pulled back remembering the one time he's tried that-Connie had lectured him on the Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not touch thy black girlfriend's hair. Ever. Votes: 3

My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama. Votes: 3

You want to take me to a movie?" I asked. "Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I thought saying that might scare you off. Votes: 3

I thought [first girlfriend] was trying to make a fool out of me. Then I found out that she wasn't, and we went out. That's a very good example of how little confidence I had. Votes: 3

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it. Votes: 3

If you're walking down the street and you smell a scent, it can take you right back to a memorable time in your life, whether it's a moment with an ex-girlfriend or a childhood event. Votes: 3

I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins. Votes: 3

Obviously I was talking to my parents and my girlfriend all the time, but it's one thing to finally be in the same room and get to be with each other and just hang out. Votes: 3

I don't have a girlfriend. No, I don't. I haven't had a relationship in years, actually. But yeah, I'm still looking. It's kind of nice to be looking for a home at the same time. Votes: 3

I have one girlfriend who is dating right now - she's divorced - and she's on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that's not a real game, but it's my favorite thing to do. Votes: 3

What attracted me to A Perfect Getaway was that I sorta played a girlfriend role for, you know, 85 percent of the film. That was really interesting to me, because I'd never really played a girlfriend before. Votes: 3

There aren't a lot of movies being made about women, period. Most of the time, the roles that are available are the sidekick, the friend, the girlfriend or the wife, and they just aren't that interesting. Votes: 3

When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody who couldn't connect with other people - and, of course, she got a cellphone. Votes: 3

I thought [when I was 16] my days were just going to be spent hanging out on a beach and my girlfriend was going to be Miss Teen USA and my best friend will be a dolphin. Votes: 3

It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys. Votes: 3

The answer came to me before I'd even finished asking myself the question. I couldn't be Mason's girlfriend because when I imagined someone holding me and whispering dirty things in my ear, he had a Russian accent. Votes: 3

While watching the New Orleans Saints on television, I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up and hit me in the head. My girlfriend didn`t stop laughing for an hour. Votes: 3

I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it. Votes: 3

I love perfumes. Every morning when my girlfriend and I come down to the courtyard in our block of flats we're assailed by the most delicious scent - jasmine round a doorway. It almost makes me swoon. Votes: 3

What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your ex-con ex-girlfriend to have you, either'? Yeah. That'll start this little triangle off on the right foot. Votes: 3

One of the many things I love about Daenerys from Game of Thrones is she's given me an opportunity to fly the flag for young girls and women, to be more than just somebody's wife and somebody's girlfriend. Votes: 3

You're with me, Sadie. When you're off the clock, you're not my employee. You're my.. Air." I frowned at him. "Your air?" He grinned. "Well, girlfriend seems to be a shallow word for what I feel for you.. Votes: 3

All I'm saying is that you shouldn't stay with him for the wrong reasons, even if they are noble ones. No one owes it to someone else to be their girlfriend. It's a choice you remake every day. Votes: 3

I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my girlfriend and drag her back to my house to keep in the basement. Votes: 3

I didn't want to be a sweet boy's sweet girlfriend. I wanted to be Fawn's equal, the kind of girl who stood up for herself and took care of business, who cut guys loose when it was required. Votes: 3

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really. Votes: 3

I have a box of things from Becca, my high school girlfriend, and Vanessa; and each one of them was love. I have the notes, the valentines, 20 mixed tapes, all of it. It's important to keep that stuff. Votes: 3

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie. Votes: 3

There is no good word for stomach; just as there is no good word for girlfriend. Stomach is to girlfriend as belly is to lover, and as abdomen is to consort, and as middle is to petite amie. Votes: 3

He slipped his hands around my waist and pulled me against him, tossing the ice cream cone over his shoulder. It landed with a splat on the sidewalk. 'So does that mean I have a varsity girlfriend?' Votes: 3

My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, 'I think your girlfriend's gorgeous, but it's all right, I'm gay.' They get very nervous after a few minutes! Votes: 3

Now, when you boys get home, you're gonna see a lot of war protestors. But don't be bitter. Go up to one, shake his hand, and smile. Then wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy. Votes: 3

The absolute defining moment of my life was the day the drug deal went bad. It started out just like any other day, at least for the girlfriend of a dealer. However, this time, it went bad. Really bad." Votes: 3

I got married. My wife changed her name. I know some women have a problem with that. But I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name. So call me old-fashioned, but this fella does what the Bible tells. Votes: 3

I also have no idea how to be a girlfriend. I love sleeping alone and I avoid sick people at all costs. I don't even cook for myself, so I need someone who appreciates a lovingly baked frozen pizza. Votes: 3

If you want to propose marriage to your girlfriend and you live in England and she is in Sicily, do the decent thing and walk down there. Travelling by car or aeroplane wouldn't be right at such a moment. Votes: 3

The absolute defining moment of my life was the day the drug deal went bad. It started out just like any other day, at least for the girlfriend of a dealer. However, this time, it went bad. Really bad. Votes: 3

I was giving a speech one time, and the woman who introduced me said, 'Well, she used to be J. D. Salinger's girlfriend. I thought, 'God, is that all I've been?' I didn't want to be reduced to that. Votes: 3

When I was in the 12th grade, I got my girlfriend pregnant. I just got out of school, she was a 10th-grader. I'm a teen parent, and I'm at a point where I'm like, 'Man I've got to do something.' Votes: 3

I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said. Votes: 3

When I don't have a girlfriend, who I am answerable to, I can go out and hang with people. But whether you go for a movie with someone or a meal or a drive, it is assumed that you are dating that person. Votes: 3

There must be something here for me to get or to share or to do. So I have the duty that I do, the dharma that I do - which I love - with my teaching, with my family, my son, my students, my girlfriend. Votes: 3

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.' Votes: 3