This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. Votes: 13
I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad. Votes: 10
I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. Votes: 9
Plots are for dead people. Votes: 0
I usually grow sick of my short-story characters and think, 'I never want to see you again.' Votes: 0
A funny line can never exist on its own. It needs to be surrounded by mood and circumstances. Votes: 0