Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire! Votes: 2
Adam SandlerI have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today. Votes: 2
Martha StewartWell I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say! Votes: 2
Adam SandlerI went from MC to being MS, this microphone controller is the motivational speaker. Votes: 0
Lupe FiascoSo while you're imitating Al Capone, I'll be Nina Simone, And defacating on your microphone Votes: 0
Lauryn HillThe best time for gum is just before getting onstage. I need a minty-fresh microphone. Votes: 0
Dave GrohlI'm liking the idea more and more of just standing up with a microphone and talking. Votes: 0
Madonna CicconeI'm a hard act to follow, because when I'm done, I take the microphone with me. Votes: 0
Mitch HedbergWhen everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in. Votes: 0
Richie NortonYou're stuck in front of the microphone. You can't use your hands. I like to do things Votes: 0
Lita FordYou're stuck in front of the microphone. You can't use your hands. I like to do things. Votes: 0
Lita FordWell I'm a sire, I set the microphone on fire, Rap styles vary, and carry like Mariah Votes: 0
Inspectah DeckAs a broken microphone cannot broadcast a message, so a restless mind cannot transmit prayers to God Votes: 0
Paramahansa YoganandaThe only thing I'd ever done with news was to read copy sitting at the microphone in the studio. Votes: 0
Ed BradleyReal, rough and rugged, shine like a gold nugget, Every time I pick up the microphone, I drug it. Votes: 0
Jeru the Damaja