A black, a Puerto Rican and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The police. Votes: 4
Muhammad AliThe Mexican succumbs very easily to sentimental effusions, and therefore he shuns them. Votes: 3
Octavio PazI make a fabulous tofurkey for Thanksgiving. My Mexican-Italian family can't tell the difference. Votes: 3
Christian SerratosI have a great relationship with the Mexican people...They love me, I love them. Votes: 3
Donald TrumpThe only thing worse than a Mexican Stand Off is a Peace Pact that Fails! Votes: 3
Stanley Victor PaskavichIn addition to the dread of Indians, Texas held out no inducements for Mexican emigrants. Votes: 3
William H. WhartonI've never really fancied Mexican food. A taco rather minds me of a puncture outfit. Votes: 3
Sean ConnerySeeing the Mexican fighters, it gave me, physically and mentally, ready for an all our war. Votes: 3
Nonito DonaireHalf of San Antonio's population is of Mexican descent; the other half just eats that way. Votes: 3
Mike GreenbergI love Mexican food, and there's a really good restaurant called El Parador that I love. Votes: 3
Jacquelyn JablonskiIt's okay to treat yourself once in awhile. I'm not going to stop eating Mexican food! Votes: 3
Jennifer AnistonA Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog. Votes: 3
Andy BorowitzNow everybody is mafia. You got the Russian mafia, the Mexican mafia. Everybody is mafia these days. Votes: 3
Joe ArpaioI don't like to generalize but I've had nothing but bad experiences with Mexican food in Europe. Votes: 3
Ezra KoenigI'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests. I'm the new Barry Fitzgerald, except with a Mexican accent. Votes: 3
Cheech MarinI'm a terrific Mexican cook, and I just love Mexican food. And I love cooking Mexican food. Votes: 3
Eva LongoriaMy dad had been born in Mexico and his family had to leave during the Mexican revolution. Votes: 3
Mitt RomneyFrom the air the Mexican landscape looks as if it had been stirred with a giant spoon. Votes: 3
Biloine W. YoungIt's important for a young black kid to see a Mexican hero, just to know that we're all equal. Votes: 3
Adrian YoungeI have the rematch that I wanted. I'm going to knockout a Mexican and I will reconquer my title Votes: 3
Sergio MartinezI'm not trying to prove how Mexican I am or how American I am. I'm proud to be both. Votes: 3
Mark SanchezMy parents gave me a Mexican name. In our culture, we are named after the events of the day. Votes: 3
Lupita Nyong'oYeah, Dundee was great. It was a great film. I fell in love with my Mexican wife on Dundee. Votes: 3
Sam PeckinpahI apologize for the fact that the word âanti-Mexicanâ is being said to a black guy in America. Votes: 3
Katt WilliamsCinco de Mayo has come to represent a celebration of the contributions that Mexican Americans and all Hispanics have made to America. Votes: 4 Joe Baca
I believe we could see a North American Union formed. Why else are our borders with Mexico and Canada being left wide open some six years into a War on Terror? Votes: 1 George Noory
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants across the Mexican border. Votes: 2 Zach Wamp
What I love is Mexican hot chocolate, like a spicy hot chocolate - adding cayenne pepper to the Hershey's cocoa and making a spicy-sweet treat. Votes: 1 Kimberly Williams-Paisley
California is full of Mexican culture and Mexican music. Votes: 2 Harry Dean Stanton
I will be the first woman president of Mexico in history. Votes: 1 Josefina Vazquez Mota
Every year thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico's Independence Day. Votes: 1 Joe Baca
Every year thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico's Independence Day. Votes: 3 Joe Baca