John Ashcroft is not a patriot, John Ashcroft is a descendant of Joseph McCarthy. Votes: 4
Howard DeanI've never read Joseph Campbell, and I don't know all that much about story archetypes. Votes: 4
Christopher NolanI named my new son James Joseph Brown II. I think he's going to be a lot better than I was. Votes: 4
James BrownI will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk [Joseph McCarthy]. Votes: 3
Dwight D. EisenhowerThe moment Kafka attracts more attenetion than Joseph K., Kafka's posthumous death begins. Votes: 3
Milan KunderaThere is no man that can teach us to be gentlemen better than Joseph Addison. Votes: 3
William Makepeace ThackerayJoseph and his mother come from the black kings who were before the white man. Votes: 3
Peter AbrahamsJoseph has lately endeavored to seduce my wife, and has found her a virtuous woman. Votes: 3
William LawI must admit to being greatly influenced by Joseph Campbell's The Hero With a Thousand Faces. Votes: 3
Norman SpinradWe were now arrived at the close of our solitary journeyings along the St. Joseph's trail. Votes: 3
Francis ParkmanJoseph Stalin is a titan of thought. His name is to be given to an entire century. Votes: 3
Palmiro TogliattiMy husband was getting his sea legs-rereading Joseph Conrad with a side order of C S Forester. Votes: 3
Enid NemyIt was by faith, nothing wavering, that Joseph saw God our Eternal Father and Jesus Christ, His Son. Votes: 3
Thomas S. MonsonJoseph Smith could not have picked a better year to start The Book of Mormon than 600 B.C. Votes: 3
Hugh NibleyAnd as many of the plates as Joseph Smith translated I handled with my hands, plate after plate. Votes: 3
Martin HarrisI was ordained one of the standing High Council in Zion, under the hands of President Joseph Smith Votes: 3
Orson PrattLet my epitaph be, "Here lies Joseph, who failed in everything he undertook." Votes: 3
Joseph II, Holy Roman EmperorThrough the Prophet Joseph Smith, the Lord has established His Church once again among men. Votes: 3
Joseph B. WirthlinScrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an 'excuse me'. Typical. Votes: 1 William E. Geist
John Ashcroft is not a patriot, John Ashcroft is a descendant of Joseph McCarthy. Votes: 2 Howard Dean
No man or woman in this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith...every man and woman must have the certificate of Joseph Smith, junior, as a passport to their entrance into the mansion where God and Christ are Votes: 4 Brigham Young