A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me. Votes: 4
Frederick DouglassI won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. Votes: 4
William F. Buckley, Jr.The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization. Votes: 4
Sigmund FreudInsult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time. Votes: 3
Suzanne FieldsRe-examine all that you have been told... dismiss that which insults your soul. Votes: 2
Walt WhitmanYou cannot insult a man more atrociously than by refusing to believe he is suffering . Votes: 2
Cesare PaveseEvery day, women move mountains. It is an insult to have an international women's day. Votes: 2
Waris DirieIf there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion. Votes: 2
Edmond de GoncourtI love it when someone insults me. That means that I don't have to be nice anymore. Votes: 2
Billy IdolFashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. Votes: 2
Oscar WildeThe trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. Votes: 2
George Bernard ShawThe way to procure insults is to submit to them. A man meets with no more respect than he exacts. Votes: 2
William HazlittShe tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn and walk away? Votes: 2
Jarod KintzShoo. Away with you. It's my fault for expecting the extraordinary from the ordinary. Votes: 1
Donna Lynn HopeMay the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. Votes: 1
Christopher MooreWhat other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? Votes: 1
Gore VidalNever insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate. Votes: 1
Garrison KeillorHe suggested several unpleasant, unsanitary things I could do to myself at my earliest convenience. Votes: 1
Patrick RothfussGet you gone, you dwarf,You minimus of hindering knotgrass made,You bead, you acorn! Votes: 1
William ShakespeareDid anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal? Votes: 1
Susan Elizabeth PhillipsHe would make a good lamp post if he'd weather better and didn't have to eat. Votes: 1
Kurt VonnegutDon't compare yourself with anyone in this world...if you do so, you are insulting yourself. Votes: 1
Bill GatesA consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her. Votes: 1
David OgilvyI can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own. Votes: 1
Cassandra ClareIt takes a million compliments to build you up and one insult to send it all crashing down. Votes: 1
DrakeLet the doors be shut upon him, that he may play thefool no where but in's own house. Votes: 1
William ShakespeareHalf the world's troubles come from men not being trained to resent a fallacy as much as an insult. Votes: 1
Mary RenaultI've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it. Votes: 1
Groucho MarxHe may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. Votes: 1
Groucho MarxWhen I was a kid, it was a huge insult to be a geek. Now it's a point of pride in a weird way. Votes: 1
J. J. AbramsHope greets your desires warmly while doubts insult your efforts bitterly! Votes: 0
Israelmore AyivorYou couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad. Votes: 0
Nenia CampbellThere are few persons to whom truth is not a sort of insult. Votes: 0
Joseph Alexandre Pierre de Segur, Viscount of SegurYou are wonderful, Father.""I'm more than wonderful, how dare you insult me. Votes: 0
William GoldmanCharm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse Votes: 0
Nassim Nicholas TalebThe easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinMoral contempt is a far greater indignity and insult than any kind of crime. Votes: 0
Friedrich NietzscheNearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant. Votes: 0
E. W. HoweTo say accounting for derivatives is Americais a sewer is an insult to sewage. Votes: 0
Charlie MungerTo say Congress is spending like drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors. Votes: 0
Ronald ReaganEstablish the eternal truth that acquiescence under insult is not the way to escape war. Votes: 0
Thomas JeffersonAnd each blasphemer quite escape the rod, Because the insult's not on man, but God? Votes: 0
Alexander PopeTo say that Agatha Christie's characters are cardboard cut-outs is an insult to cardboard cut-outs. Votes: 0
Ruth Rendellmy mother ... took the fact that my taste differed from hers as a personal insult. Votes: 0
Merrill MarkoeI don't think someone should try to bully and insult their way to the presidency. Votes: 0
Hillary ClintonOne cannot provoke, one cannot insult other people's faith, one cannot make fun of faith. Votes: 0
Pope FrancisDon't insult me today just because I'm poor, you don't know what my future holds! Votes: 0
William KamkwambaI'm not myself religious but have no wish to insult or denigrate those who are. Votes: 0
Martin ReesIt's not an insult to have a past and to have some accountability to it. Votes: 0
Grant-Lee PhillipsSometimes I think I might insult people by being openly flirtatious, then snatching it back. Votes: 0
Dominique SwainWho the hell do you think you're, Kiddo?I don't do thinking, Sir. I simply improvise. Votes: 0
Toba BetaHow rarely can happiness be really innocent and not triumphant, not an insult to the deprived. Votes: 0
Iris MurdochWho's calling?""Don't insult me like that," the voice says.I stop. Was I just insulting? Votes: 0
Peter HedgesBooks are like sapphires; they must be polished - polished! or else you insult your readers. Votes: 0
Margaret DelandYou can't provoke, you can't insult the faith of others, you can't make fun of faith, Votes: 0
Pope FrancisNever spit in front of women and children, and never insult the great state of Texas. Votes: 0
Henry GarzaWhen a man or woman is truly honest, it is virtually impossible to insult them personally. Votes: 0
Brennan ManningI like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely. Votes: 0
Josephine BakerShe's pretty." (It's amazing how girls can say this and make it the most withering insult.) Votes: 0
Ned VizziniYou know how only you can insult your own family? That's how I feel about Florida. Votes: 0
Danielle SchneiderKeep memories of insult on a short leash, and memories of blessing on a long one. Votes: 0
Alan CohenRoses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you. Votes: 0
Gena ShowalterAre ye ta'en with the swindle or the turn-sickness? Or are ye out of your wits? Votes: 0
E.R. EddisonYour station is in my heart, and on the necks of those who would insult you. Votes: 0
Charlotte BronteTo praise princes for virtues they do not possess is to insult them without fear of consequences. Votes: 0
Francois de La RochefoucauldI swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. Votes: 0
Derek LandyNot to be loved is a misfortune, but it is an insult to be loved no longer. Votes: 0
Baron de MontesquieuThey call me a right-winger, which is an insult - I'm simply a racist and a separatist. Votes: 0
Tom MetzgerI had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent. Votes: 0
Ilona AndrewsThe acme of love is to enhance your friendly attitude to those who insult and revile you. Votes: 0
Vladimir Aleksandrovich AntonovI'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible. Votes: 0
Noel GallagherIf you really have integrity, there are very few people who can insult you, or honor you. Votes: 0
Bill RussellThe worst insult I can inflict on life is that I do not reflect on its meaning. Votes: 0
Kedar JoshiI've seen you around. You liken yourself a bad ass, and darlin', you are. Minus the bad. Votes: 0
Donna Lynn HopeWe almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record. Votes: 0
Sherrilyn KenyonYou know, it's such an insult to actual martial artists that I say that I do martial arts. Votes: 0
Cam GigandetI've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock. Votes: 0
Julie KagawaTo refuse to accept the call of your best life is to insult the force that created you. Votes: 0
Robin SharmaWhen someone insults me, I simply shut down. Then I open back up at 9 am the next morning. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzHow now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee? Votes: 0
William ShakespeareWhy, he was so handsome and brave that no one would ever have suspected that he was bookish! Votes: 0
Gerald MorrisIf they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you. Votes: 0
Muhammad AliNo person, no idea, and no religion deserves to be illegal to insult, not even the Church of Emacs. Votes: 0
Richard StallmanIn my normal world, cars do not go off the road and explode. Please, do not insult my intelligence. Votes: 0
K.J. CalesYour saying 'I do not understand you' is praise beyond my worth, and an insult you do not deserve. Votes: 0
Khalil GibranI just don't believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things. Votes: 0
Sydney SchanbergI don't feel I insult people. I try and get to the facts and I don't feel I insult people. Votes: 0
Donald TrumpBetter to have been a dickhead and seen it,than be a cunt all your life and not know it. Votes: 0
Kate TempestAn appeal to a goodness which is not in him is, to a vain and sensitive soul, a stinging insult. Votes: 0
Frederick RolfeIf you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?" ~ Gabi Votes: 0
Cherise SinclairTo force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury Votes: 0
Benjamin TuckerPeople do look at it as an insult that I say I don't listen to country music, which cracks me up. Votes: 0
Natalie MainesIf our faith delivers us from worry, then worry is an insult flung in the face of God.
Robert RuncieWhen a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it's an invitation.
Rush LimbaughBegging in the Name of Jesus is an insult to His Name. Use His Name as a king, with boldness!
Chris OyakhilomeThe game of science can accurately be described as a never-ending insult to human intelligence.
Joao MagueijoForks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice.
Clare B. DunkleA joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' Votes: 3 Jon Stewart