Little other than a red tape Talking-machine, and unhappy Bag of Parliamentary Eloquence. Votes: 3
Thomas CarlyleIt Was Once Suggested to Me that, as an Antidote to Crying, I Put My Head in a Paper Bag. Votes: 3
Joan DidionI'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. Votes: 1
Paula PoundstoneTake, if you must, this little bag of dreams, Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. Votes: 1
William Butler YeatsI look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. Votes: 1
Shirley MacLaineYou punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag. Votes: 1
Ed KochA woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Votes: 1
Eleanor RooseveltThe only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. Votes: 1
Dan GlickmanI think the whole under-eye-bag thing is hereditary, and I just got lucky. Votes: 0
Julianna MarguliesEverybody's talking about the President, we all chipped in for a bag of cement. Votes: 0
Paul McCartneyAt 3, I played an innocent game of doctor, minus the stethoscope and medicine bag. Votes: 0
Pattie MallettePlanned Parenthood is a gigantic bully, using Komen as its own personal punching bag, Votes: 0
Karen HandelA little superstition is a good thing to keep in one's bag of precautions. Votes: 0
Gertrude AthertonI was carrying Jackie Stewart's bag! Formula One was pretty much the same back then. Votes: 0
Martin SorrellIt seems like the millennial generation is a little bit of a cultural punching bag. Votes: 0
Audie CornishYou don't change your style by changing your bag. You change it with your clothes. Votes: 0
Stefano GabbanaI think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. Votes: 0
Jeremy GranthamOld radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks. Votes: 0
Susan Elizabeth PhillipsIf I could be reincarnated as a fashion accessory, it would be a shopping bag. Votes: 0
Karl LagerfeldI've always loved when girls carry their wallets as a clutch instead of a bag. Votes: 0
Alexander WangIve always loved when girls carry their wallets as a clutch instead of a bag. Votes: 0
Alexander WangGetting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel. Votes: 0
Thomas MoreI'm a dirt bag rock and roller. I want to represent that before anything else Votes: 0
Billie Joe ArmstrongMy Gullah grandfather is bringing a bag of dust to a vampire war. I feel better. Votes: 0
Elle JasperAs I handed her the bag, the old scars on my wrist throbbed with buried memories. Votes: 0
Maggie StiefvaterJustin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars. Votes: 0
Corey TaylorThe cat which isn't let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard. Votes: 0
Geoffrey MadanDolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. Votes: 0
Jerry LawlerI've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not. Votes: 0
Tammara WebberYou can't bring a duffel bag that says 'I Heart Cheese' on it, that's just offensive. Votes: 0
Lauren BarnholdtJust get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. Votes: 0
Charles Nelson ReillyNonni's Biscotti Bites fit perfectly in my camera bag for a spontaneous break between photo shoots. Votes: 0
Nigel BarkerBeing an unpublished novelist has about as much social acceptability as being a shopping bag lady. Votes: 0
James FreyLately Iâd begun carrying pain amulets in my bag, like some people have breath mints. Votes: 0
Kim HarrisonBlankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone. Votes: 0
Nicole McKayThe hard part about one being tough yet meek is the illusion of being a punching bag. Votes: 0
Criss JamiMan I can't even count all of these hundreds Duffle bag every time I go to SunTrust Votes: 0
Nicki MinajI will not permit thirty men to travel four hundred miles to agitate a bag of wind. Votes: 0
Andrew Dickson WhiteI collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag. Votes: 0
Jessica SimpsonWhy even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it? Votes: 0
Doug StanhopeIt would be a sad situation if the bag was better than the meat wrapped in it. Votes: 0
Albert EinsteinA Birkin bag is a very good rain hat; just put everything else in a plastic bag. Votes: 0
Jane BirkinWhy couldn't you beat a richer club? I've never seen a bag of money score a goal. Votes: 0
Johan CruijffI like to carry a nice bag because then I can wear t-shirts and jeans all the time! Votes: 0
Christa MillerFor six years, I kept my five Olympic medals wrapped in a plastic bread bag beneath my bed. Votes: 0
Mary Lou RettonIt doesn't matter what you are wearing-if you have good shoes and a good bag, you'll look right. Votes: 0
Tamara MellonA bag of dragons buys a man's silence for a while, but a well-placed quarrel buys it forever. Votes: 0
George R. R. MartinGerman in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. Votes: 0
Willie RushtonIf I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag. Votes: 0
Bobby JonesIf software's the only thing in your bag of tools, I'm not going to give you great odds. Votes: 0
Astro TellerWithout [hatred] Michelle Malkin would just be a big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick on it. Votes: 0
Keith OlbermannA check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. Votes: 0
Jesse JacksonI can't multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I'm your man. Votes: 0
Jerry NewportDamn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag. Votes: 0
Mark TwainI snorted a whole bag of powdered pink flamingoes, and it was enough to power me through my blues. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzThe thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. Votes: 0
Desi ArnazA writer is like a bag lady going through life with a sack and a pointed stick collecting stuff. Votes: 0
Tony HillermanI write down inspirational things on cards that I keep in my bag and look at during the round. Votes: 0
Yani TsengI will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine. Votes: 0
John DalyI find that the sensation of myself as an ego inside a bag of skin is really a hallucination. Votes: 0
Alan WattsI knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. Votes: 0
Les DawsonMy dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews. Votes: 0
Henry CzernyMarriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. Votes: 0
Leonardo da VinciI paint my face and travel at night. You don't know it's over until you're in a body bag. Votes: 0
Ralph E. Reed, Jr.Poverty often deprives a man of all spirit and virtue; it is hard for an empty bag to stand upright. Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinOne time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife! Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldNudity is a deep worry if you have a body like a bin bag full of yoghurt, which I have. Votes: 0
Stephen FryI couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. Votes: 0
Yogi BerraDressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out. Votes: 0
Chris EvansIf you don't let things develop, it's like keeping something in a bag and not letting it out to fly Votes: 0
Earl ScruggsI've got on my Avon jewelry. I have my pink Avon bag. Not one thing on my face is non-Avon. Votes: 0
Sheri McCoyAll you are is a bag of particles acting out the laws of physics. That to me is pretty clear. Votes: 0
Brian GreeneEdgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head. Votes: 0
Joan RiversI don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. Votes: 0
Charles BarkleyI have a big bag of M&M's in the pantry, and I have a scoop after lunch. That's my treat. Votes: 0
Summer Sandersa women is like a tea bag.it's only when she is in hot water that you realize how strong she is. Votes: 0
Carl SandburgIt took me ten years and seven books to bag an agent - it took me that long to start writing good. Votes: 0
Jasper FfordeI'll put candles all over the room, then light then, and get to it. I call it my 'vibe in a bag.' Votes: 0
Jody WatleyDo you have a sleeping bag?â I stared at him. âNo. I lost it in the great salt-dip of â06. Votes: 0
Kim HarrisonMoney doesn't buy elegance. You can take an inexpensive sheath, add a pretty scarf, gray shoes, and a wonderful bag, and it will always be elegant. Votes: 1 Carolina Herrera
Once, in a magazine interview, I said the difference between shoe ladies and bag ladies is that shoe ladies are just a bit classier. Finished! That started World War III among all the women I knew. I only meant that shoes do more for your look and body than bags do! Votes: 1 Kareena Kapoor Khan
A Birkin bag is a very good rain hat; just put everything else in a plastic bag. Votes: 1 Jane Birkin
I've always loved when girls carry their wallets as a clutch instead of a bag. Votes: 1 Alexander Wang
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags. Votes: 2 Ed Helms
Whether it's a canvas tote or Givenchy, a day bag you love is essential. It doesn't have to be a fashion It bag of the season, either. Votes: 1 Brad Goreski
I have only a few really enviable skills, but packing - condensing just the right amount of stuff into a single bag, whether the trip is for a weekend or, as in this case, seven weeks - is one of them. Votes: 1 Hanya Yanagihara
I keep 'The Paper Bag Princess' by Robert Munsch on my shelf to remind me that my prince will love me no matter what I wear. Cheesy! Votes: 3 Brittany Snow
I hate the hand that comes out of a car and just drops litter in the street. I hate that! For some reason, it just fills me with fury! It's just utter laziness, lack of interest in other people, lack of interest in the planet, in the hedgehog who might eat the plastic bag, it's a lack of concern. Votes: 1 Joanna Lumley