Quotes about Bar

I'm a glutton for coffee Heath Bar crunch ice cream. Votes: 3

Farrell's Bar in Brooklyn had urinals so large they looked like shower stalls for Toulouse-Lautrec. Votes: 3

Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: "Open Bar." Votes: 3

Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: 'Open Bar.' Votes: 3

Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club. Votes: 3

But I found a lot of artists at the Cedar Bar were difficult for me to talk to. Votes: 3

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl. Votes: 3

Another show I really enjoyed working on was 'Raising The Bar.' I did four or five episodes of that show. Votes: 3

In all my movies, be it 'Page 3', 'Chandni Bar' or 'Corporate,' I have tried to depict honesty and reality. Votes: 3

Messi is the best player in the history of football, and that’s why I prefer Barça over Real Madrid. Votes: 3

Barça has always given me great affection, and even to this day. I only have words of gratitude for them Votes: 3

I don't get much sense of reward from having discovered how to get the Foo card to coexist with the Bar card. Votes: 3

I dont get much sense of reward from having discovered how to get the Foo card to coexist with the Bar card. Votes: 3

I lived across the street from Noodle Bar. I could barely stand it, because you're there all the time; you can't get away. Votes: 3

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified Votes: 3

They called it the Terminal Bar but they had no idea that like twenty years later the place'd be filling up with terminal cases. Votes: 3

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers. Votes: 3

The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs. Votes: 3

This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it to my Bar Mitzvah. Votes: 3

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah. Votes: 3

I've had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me and a few homeless guys. Votes: 3

The Perkins Bar has always demonstrated a commitment to the community and excelled in service not only to the minority community, but to the community at large. Votes: 3

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home. Votes: 3

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck." Votes: 3

I started out a human being. But pretty much had all the humanity wrung out of me after passing the Bar and practicing law for ten years. Not sure what I am now. Votes: 3

The title of the poems was The Only Bar in Dixon. We sent it out to The New Yorker on a fluke, and they took them and printed all three in the same issue. Votes: 3

The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high. Votes: 1

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. Votes: 1

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. Votes: 1

People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar. Votes: 1

We may have our private opinions but why should they be a bar to the meeting of hearts? Votes: 1

The United States is the only country left now, bar Romania, Bulgaria and Poland, that has this all-government system. Votes: 1

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! Votes: 1

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. Votes: 1

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl. Votes: 1

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. Votes: 1

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. Votes: 1

The British feel of blues has been hard, rather than emotional. Far too much emphasis on 12 bar, too little attention to words, far too little originality. Votes: 1

The Rolling Stones set the bar to where I look to as a band. But I don't envision myself touring in the way they do. My knees won't hold out. Votes: 1

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of a has-been country singer working - when I first moved to Nashville - in a bar in a Holiday Inn. Votes: 1

People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the soap. In this campaign you just get two guys telling you they really value cleanliness. Votes: 1

The darker the chocolate is, the more antioxidants it contains. So when eaten in moderation - just a few bites from a well-made dark chocolate bar, for instance - there's no need to feel bad about indulging once in a while. Votes: 1

I get myself a gig somewhere, whether it's in a club, whether it's in a bar, it doesn't matter, and I just work on New Year's Eve because I always feel it's very symbolic for me for the next year, for the new year. Votes: 1

The reason most people don't express their individuality and actually deny it, is not fear of what prime ministers think of us or the head of the federal reserve, It's what their families and their friends down at the bar are going to think of them. Votes: 1

I once sang 'Summer Nights,' from 'Grease,' at a bar in Melbourne with John Travolta, who's a good friend of mine. He looked cool singing the part of Danny - sitting in an armchair, smoking a cigar - while I got stuck playing Sandy. Votes: 1

When we are sure that we are on the right road there is no need to plan our journey too far ahead. No need to burden ourselves with doubts and fears as to the obstacles that may bar our progress. We cannot take more than one step at a time. Votes: 1

Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They're only a click away from a picture of a funny cat, so you have to make your thing more compelling than that cat. And that can be a high bar. Votes: 1

The idea of regretting not doing this seemed insane to me. Sitting in the corner at a bar at age 60, saying: 'I could've been Bond. Buy me a drink.' That's the saddest place I could be. At least now at 60 I can say: 'I was Bond. Now buy me a drink.' Votes: 1

And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy. Votes: 1

Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.' Votes: 1

When you do 'Before Sunset,' you know while it's a limited audience, there was a very small group of people that love 'Before Sunrise.' You feel a certain pressure to make sure that you uphold a level of quality that has been a bar. You set a bar and you have to at least match it. Votes: 1

I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn't keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I'm not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it? Votes: 1

I own motorized bar stools. Votes: 0

The bar raises as you go. Votes: 0

I was raised Jewish and bar mitzvahed. Votes: 0

Raise the bar higher than your opinion... Votes: 0

Hmm... Death by mini bar, how glamorous. Votes: 0

Always have the highest bar for yourself. Votes: 0

It was a salad bar of phobias Votes: 0

Fear builds walls to bar the light. Votes: 0

The Olympic Snatch is gymnastics with a bar Votes: 0

Nothing anyone says in a bar is true. Votes: 0

My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab. Votes: 0

Life isn't a cabaret. It's a dive bar. Votes: 0

I'm quite good at leaning against a bar. Votes: 0

This is one bar you should take home. Votes: 0

What's a bar bill but a surtax on reality? Votes: 0

In Mississippi the important thing is hooch, not bar equipment. Votes: 0

Man, Dick Dale shreds. He's welcomed to anybody's bar mitzvah. Votes: 0

Membership in the bar is a privilege burdened with conditions. Votes: 0

Nobody's innocent... but that doesn't reset the bar on guilt. Votes: 0

Start early and begin raising the bar throughout the day. Votes: 0

Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together! Votes: 0

Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar. Votes: 0

I've set the bar quite high in terms of storytelling. Votes: 0

Start early and begin raising the bar throughout the day. Votes: 0

I vill destroy de snickers bar!"Gazzy(The Gas Man) Votes: 0

Time is never wasted coming to an old man bar. Votes: 0

... man is eating the earth up like a candy bar. Votes: 0

To the biographer all lives bar none are dramatic constructions. Votes: 0

The piano bar is the gateway to the halls of masturbation. Votes: 0

We outsmarted ourselves and raised the bar even higher, I think. Votes: 0

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo. Votes: 0

The bar is so low in rap - mediocrity is king! Votes: 0

A bar would not be a good career move for you. Votes: 0

Self-condemnation is God's absolution; and pleading guilty, acquittal at his bar. Votes: 0

Why do we celebrate the opening of a bar so much? Votes: 0

Consent is really too low a bar. Hold out for enthusiasm. Votes: 0

Never sit a table when you can stand at the bar. Votes: 0

I spilt paint all over the bar, they almost fired me. Votes: 0

When Pleasure is at the bar the jury is not impartial. Votes: 0

Set the bar high - do the best you possibly can. Votes: 0

I don't use the twang bar anymore. It's become too popular. Votes: 0

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. Votes: 0

Let the devil bar my way, I will come back to ye. Votes: 0

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking. Votes: 0

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argumentand the occasional bar fight. Votes: 0

It's easier to make changes with a pencil than a wrecking bar. Votes: 0

I just set the bar, niggas fall under it like a limbo Votes: 0

I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way. Votes: 0

Prisoners at the bar, have you anything to say in your defence? Votes: 0

I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin. Votes: 0

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. Votes: 0

Only move forward with creating a product that will be "above the bar. Votes: 0

If you don't raise the bar, how will you ever know your potential? Votes: 0

Comandante Fidel Castro is the greatest revolutionary of the 20th Century, bar none. Votes: 0

Sergeant O'Leary is walking the beat, at night he becomes a bar tender. Votes: 0

If you're younger, you shouldn't be spending all your cash at a bar. Votes: 0

Ultimately I want my metal in a bar and not an art gallery. Votes: 0

I'm ambitious in the sense that I raise the bar high for myself. Votes: 0

You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron. Votes: 0

But Gargoyles, bar none, is the most fun I've ever had in life. Votes: 0

Domestic goddesses have infiltrated everybody's lives and raised the bar way too high. Votes: 0

I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello. Votes: 0

I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor? Votes: 0

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight. Votes: 0

Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny. Votes: 0

A dead afternoon in a dark bar was not the worst of fates. Votes: 0

If I played in New York, they'd name a candy bar after me. Votes: 0

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. Votes: 0

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. Votes: 0

If you're going to get into music, you've got to learn the 12-bar blues. Votes: 0

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. Votes: 0

Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar. Votes: 0

Well, folks. That's the greatest open in the history of television -- bar none! Votes: 0

I can't go into a bar anywhere without someone starting to play 'the Entertainer'. Votes: 0

I really kind of set the bar really low, so I don't get disappointed. Votes: 0

Kill your television. Throw it out the darn window. Watch PBS in a bar. Votes: 0

Its always my goal to raise the bar with each record I put out. Votes: 0

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo. Votes: 0

He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar. Votes: 0

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that. Votes: 0

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. Votes: 0

I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool. Votes: 0

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar. Votes: 0

I beg you do not vote for stills and open bar-rooms in the county. Votes: 0

I never thought I'd ever do a pirate bar, to be honest with you. Votes: 0

It's as if there's a magnet on the outside of the posts and bar. Votes: 0

It's always my goal to raise the bar with each record I put out. Votes: 0

Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers." "You were looking through my trash? Votes: 0

Every bar mitzvah I ever went to was, 'Here comes 'Oh, What a Night.' Votes: 0

A complacent satisfaction with present knowledge is the chief bar to the pursuit of knowledge. Votes: 0

If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser. Votes: 0

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right! Votes: 0

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. Votes: 0

Use the negativity with a space bar. Don't be Empty Trash. @#&$¥£€%*+=[<>] . Votes: 0

I think the bar is higher these days in terms of audience expectations of authenticity. Votes: 0

I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar. Votes: 0

Lincoln, steeped in the Bible and Shakespeare, set an impossibly high bar for presidential prose. Votes: 0

I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult. Votes: 0

I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips. Votes: 0

I rejected the notion that my race or sex would bar my success in life. Votes: 0

The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas. Votes: 0

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one. Votes: 0

I can't raise the bar of others if I haven't raised the bar for myself. Votes: 0

If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half? Votes: 0

When I feel the Snickers bar in my hand, I know I'm in the inner sanctum. Votes: 0

I was handed a chocolate bar and an M-1 rifle and told to go kill Hitler. Votes: 0

Poverty must not be a bar to learning and learning must offer an escape from poverty. Votes: 0

The mother- poor invaded soul- finds even the bathroom door no bar to hammering little hands. Votes: 0

A rune, hovering like an angel: a shape like two wings joined by a single bar. Votes: 0

I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me. Votes: 0

My uniform: grey suit, white shirt, grey tie and tie bar, grey cardigan and black wingtips. Votes: 0

There they were sitting at the bar, these two Luscious babes, and they were Siamese twins. Votes: 0

I've never met a woman ever, anywhere, bar none, that was more feminine than Dixie Carter. Votes: 0

A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar. Votes: 0

Ina May Gaskin is the most important person in maternity care in North America, bar none. Votes: 0

Raise the bar and set yourself some new challenges. You can accomplish more than you think. Votes: 0

Going from playing a backroom of a bar to a show for 80,000 people...that's pretty wild. Votes: 0

The Cosby Show' made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar. Votes: 0

It takes a lot of guts to get up on top of a bar and dance. Votes: 0

I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. Votes: 0

I'm a homebody. I'd rather be in the kitchen cooking than hanging out in a bar. Votes: 0

I'm a homebody, I'd rather be in the kitchen cooking than hanging out in a bar. Votes: 0

I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people. Votes: 0

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism. Votes: 0

I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar. Votes: 0

Don't raise the bar and narrow the gap, but narrow the gap to raise the bar. Votes: 0

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar. Votes: 0

I have a really high bar for being angry. Like, it doesn't even happen every year. Votes: 0

If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you've strangled someone in a bar fight. Votes: 0

Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special. Votes: 0

In other words, the bar should be maintained at the level of a pluralistic and participatory democracy Votes: 0

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there! Votes: 0

In his 30 years of broadcasting and publishing fiction, Garrison Keillor has set the laugh bar pretty high. Votes: 0

For the people who don't know, my character could described, in a nutshell, as the bar dumb-dumb. Votes: 0

Entrepreneur, your either raising the bar of excellence or your exhaling at the bar which is expensive. Votes: 0

I started singing weddings and bar mitzvahs at 15, lying about my age. It was a great discipline. Votes: 0

I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar. Votes: 0

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Votes: 0

The biggest lesson I learned in the bar business is to focus on revenues. Dollars, not dimes. Votes: 0

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.' Votes: 0

Every man in the back of their minds would like to own a bar or a racehorse. Votes: 0

Where do murderers go, man! Who's to doom, when the judge himself is dragged to the bar? Votes: 0

I don't want to get into an argument at the bar with some old racist homophobic person. Votes: 0

You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president. Votes: 0

If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good. Votes: 0

I remember even getting kicked out of a bar once because I was too loud and obnoxious. Votes: 0

In Spain, you can go into any tapas bar, and you'll see anchovies all over the menu. Votes: 0

When I think of black television and history, I always use The Cosby Show as the bar. Votes: 0

There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar. Votes: 0

I'm of the people in the bar and the people in my stories. They are my tribe. Votes: 0

Mathematicians themselves set up standards of generality and elegance in their exposition which are a bar to understand. Votes: 0

A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years. Votes: 0

I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy. Votes: 0

I'd actually quite like to try working behind a bar for a while. I'd give that a go. Votes: 0

We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with. Votes: 0

I don't think you should ever give up on trying to push the bar a little bit higher. Votes: 0

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty! Votes: 0

If I had to depend on what I actually get from sales, I'd be tending bar between sets, Votes: 0

Drinking helps us to forget what we are, we leave the office and walk straight to the bar. Votes: 0

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. Votes: 0

Paul Simon started piling up a lot of words, more than the bar could handle, and I stopped! Votes: 0

Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar. Votes: 0

Idea is to constantly raise the bar, push the boundaries. Fitness is ultimately a journey, not a destination. Votes: 0

I'm always inspired by people who raise the bar, whether in their field of work, parenthood, or giving back. Votes: 0

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough Votes: 0

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. Votes: 0

I will follow in my father's footsteps. My father set the bar very high. He was a wonderful leader. Votes: 0

I'm the star of stage, screen, and television now, but I'm also available for children's parties and bar mitzvahs. Votes: 0

Meanwhile after failing the bar twice, I knew some people in New York and moved here in August '71. Votes: 0

Twitter is my bar. I sit at the counter and listen to the conversations, starting others, feeling the atmosphere. Votes: 0

Language learning deserves special mention. It is, bar none, the best thing you can do to hone clear thinking. Votes: 0

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license. Votes: 0

An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site. Votes: 0

I have always understood that money made in the patent medicine business is a practical bar to social success. Votes: 0

That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar. Votes: 0

You can raise the bar or you can wait for others to raise it, but it's getting raised regardless. Votes: 0

A good leader needs to have a compass in his head and a bar of steel in his heart. Votes: 0

I feel like I've set the bar fairly high, and I want to keep living up to that bar. Votes: 0

It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not. Votes: 0

I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere. Votes: 0

If you see me or another model in a bar, wait until you are spoken to before you speak. Votes: 0

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores. Votes: 0

I'm that person in the bar who's like, "Can they turn the music down? I would like to chat." Votes: 0

There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them. Votes: 0

The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long. Votes: 0

I've always had the dream of going to New Zealand and meeting a lovely New Zealander in a bar. Votes: 0

The more games you get, the more confidence you gain. I started to set the bar high for myself. Votes: 0

To be really happy, we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow. Votes: 0

My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables. Votes: 0

It is by acts, and not by ideas, that people ensure the bar down the street cannot have a patio. Votes: 0

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual. Votes: 0

The FDA is redefining birth control as abortion. The FDA is setting the bar higher for this kind of drug. Votes: 0

I don't go out to clubs. You'll never see me on a table at a bar, jumping up and down. Votes: 0

If I listened to my instincts, I'd be down at the pub chasing women, not under a 400 pound bar squatting Votes: 0

I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough. Votes: 0

Instead, I quietly excused myself and went to the bar, to commune with spirits I know how to relate to. Votes: 0

My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar. Votes: 0

You have to raise the bar. Give yourself a challenge. Ask yourself, 'How can one make the impossible materialise?' Votes: 0

Federal laws against kickbacks bar pharmaceutical companies from directly giving money to patients for co-payments on the drugs they make. Votes: 0

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in. Votes: 0

Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah. Votes: 0

I have been going to the gym instead of the bar, trying to get back down to my fighting weight. Votes: 0

Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there. Votes: 0

No one can bar the road to truth, and to advance its cause I am prepared to accept even death. Votes: 0

No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little. Votes: 0

I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt. Votes: 0

This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?" Votes: 0

Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist. Votes: 0

I was their bar freak, they needed me to make themselves feel better. just like, at times, I needed that graveyard. Votes: 0

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association. Votes: 0

I tend to play a lot of blues things at home, because most blues things are basically within a 12-bar pattern. Votes: 0

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. Votes: 0

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap. Votes: 0

I was born in 1968, just eighteen months after my sister Chrisse and just one year after Dad passed the bar exam. Votes: 0

Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night. Votes: 0

Life is a sleazy stranger, who looks vaguely familiar; flirting with a bimbo named disaster at the end of the bar. Votes: 0

To be in the dance bar you have to be young, good looking, able to dance, and comfortable talking to people. Votes: 0

I lock my door upon myself, And bar them out; but who shall wall Self from myself, most loathed of all? Votes: 0

Never will this prevail, that the things that are not are — bar your thought from this road of inquiry. Votes: 0

I think I tried to steal a Mars bar once from a shop but then I went and put it back. Votes: 0

The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry. Votes: 0

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work. Votes: 0

I go down to the dive bar around the corner when I go out. I don't go to the showbiz parties. Votes: 0

To hang out in a gay bar or put on a sequined halter top makes me feel like a total person. Votes: 0

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living. Votes: 0

But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu. Votes: 0

You can't just be a musician; you have to be an entertainer and perform and act just to hit the bar. Votes: 0

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck. Votes: 0

Yeah, most guys don't like to think about going to a bar with a girlfriend and watching her leave with someone else. Votes: 0

The good thing about people underestimating models is that the bar is set so low, you tend to impress people more easily. Votes: 0

My favourite word? I think, delicious, because it sounds so delicious. You say it, and you just wanna eat a chocolate bar. Votes: 0

I'm not trying to set the bar high. We're just trying to compete. We want to grind. This is what we do. Votes: 0

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? Votes: 0

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. & And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl. Votes: 0

No man would ever want a girl who roams nude in a bar and drenches herself in bear on a slumber party. Votes: 0

Once in a rare while, somebody comes along who doesn't just raise the bar, they create an entirely new standard of measurement. Votes: 0

The biggest mistake in helping undeserved kids is not raising the bar high enough. Children will believe if you believe in them. Votes: 0

Be certain that you easily clear the minimum standards for service as a missionary and that you are continually raising the bar. Votes: 0

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. Votes: 0

We only get what we believe that we deserve. Raise the bar, raise your standards and you will receive a better outcome. Votes: 0

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. Votes: 0

Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal. Votes: 0

It's a great meeting place, community center, art gallery, singles bar, music venue. The record store really covers a lot of ground. Votes: 0

A bookshop is powder-magazine, a dynamite-shed, a drugstore of poisons, a bar of intoxicants, a den of opiates, an island of sirens. Votes: 0

We are looking forward to Donald Trump releasing his medical information. Just making sure everybody is meeting at the same bar here. Votes: 0

When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and raised, Tuscany. Votes: 0

In Canada you can still settle things with your fists. If there's a fight in a bar, no one goes to jail. Votes: 0

I'm the fortieth ugliest man in this bar. But so what! So what!... Isn't this how people used to fall in love? Votes: 0

I prepared five songs, I sang them, and he hired me. I started working about a month later at the piano bar. Votes: 0

We're bar room buddies and we're the best kind, nobody messes with that friend of mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, bar room buddy of mine. Votes: 0

If you're the band leader you ask more of yourself than anyone else, so they tend to raise the bar for me. Votes: 0

It is incumbent upon us all to raise the bar, whether you are a multibillion-dollar international corporation or a mom-and-pop selling blackberry jam. Votes: 0

There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish pub. Votes: 0

Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times. Votes: 0

Cheap grace replaces truth with tolerance, lowering the bar so everyone can jump over it and we can all feel good about ourselves. Votes: 0

New York [cannot] remain the center of commerce and capital for this continent, unless it has an independent bar and an honest judiciary. Votes: 0

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. Votes: 0

I would be happy at a piano bar, singing. I just want to home in on being the best singer I can be. Votes: 0

There's a girl across the bar, I get the message she's sending. Mmm, she ain't looking too married, and me, well, I'm pretending. Votes: 0

How much of our literature, our political life, our friendships and love affairs, depend on being able to talk peacefully in a bar! Votes: 0

The school-room sends men to the Legislature, to the bench, and the executive office. The bar-room sends them to the scaffold and hell. Votes: 0

I don't have a problem rhyming "bar" with "car" - I do it all the time - but sometimes it doesn't feel right. Votes: 0

Human beings should not be reduced to a state to where they almost get into a fight over a small bar of soap. Votes: 0

I was born and I live in a small village, where the centre of life is the square, and the small bar/cafe. Votes: 0

I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-year bar band! Votes: 0

Any shlub can pick up a girl at a bar. Want a challenge? Try keeping a beautiful woman happy for ten years running. Votes: 0

The guy who wins the Oscar for Best Actor has a much higher bar to clear than the woman who wins best actress. Votes: 0

If you put a Mars bar in one of Glenn Hughes' hands and a bass in the other, he'll choose the Mars bar. Votes: 0

There's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink. Votes: 0

My doctors say the more I continue to push, the more I can continue to raise that bar, the better I can get. Votes: 0

Yes; quaint and curious war is! You shoot a fellow down you'd treat if met where any bar is, or help to half-a-crown. Votes: 0

My role models are Bettie Page and Mia Kirshner. Every day when Mia comes to work she raises the bar for us all. Votes: 0

Life is like a game of limbo in reverse. The bar keeps rising higher and we need to keep rising to the occasion. Votes: 0

If you've never met a Navy SEAL and you ran into one at a bar, you probably still wouldn't know he's a Navy SEAL. Votes: 0

That's the best thing that's ever happened to me, bar none, is having grandchildren and living by them and being part of their lives. Votes: 0

Goals give purpose. Purpose gives faith. Faith gives courage. Courage gives enthusiasm. Enthusiasm gives energy. Energy gives life. Life lifts you over the bar. Votes: 0

I'm always frightened away by movies that lower the bar on our endeavor to learn more about the crazy weird creatures that we are. Votes: 0

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. Votes: 0

In Hollywood you can't even smoke in a bar anymore and yet in the movies they're always showing people smoking. I don't get it. Votes: 0

Personally, as a print journalist, I always found the most interesting stories to be the ones hacks talked about in the bar after work. Votes: 0

Sad times May follow your tracks, Bad times May bar you from Saks, Add times When Satan in slacks Breaks down your self control... Votes: 0

I decided few years ago to leave the bar to pursue a career in politics because I wanted to make a contribution in Parliament. Votes: 0

When you make a movie with Alejandro Amenábar, he very quickly... it was very clear you're kind of operating in his dream universe. Votes: 0

We played every bar, party, pub, hotel lounge, church hall, mining town - places that made Mad Max territory look like a Japanese garden. Votes: 0

I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets. Votes: 0

As I've always said, 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' I'm much better with women than I am being tough in a bar! Votes: 0

Sometimes what I wouldn't give to have us sitting in a bar again at 9:00 a.m. telling lies to one another, far from God. Votes: 0

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die. Votes: 0

I don't want to rip away the security that people finally have; 18 million people now have healthcare; preexisting conditions are no longer a bar. Votes: 0

Pride is a vice not only dreadfully mischievous in human society, but perhaps of all others, the most insuperable bar to real inward improvement. Votes: 0

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique. Votes: 0

Forgiveness doesn't sit there like a pretty boy in a bar. Forgiveness is the old fat guy you have to haul up a hill. Votes: 0

Be inspired, raising the bar of excellence in your life every day. Act better than before; grow higher than usual; think faster than normal. Votes: 0

I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen. Votes: 0

There has to be some kind of personal hygiene bar that a person needs to clear in order for a relationship to be successful. Votes: 0

I've had some of the best times of my life at The KK. The best staff at the greatest college bar in the country! Votes: 0

A Hamas terrorist, a UN aid worker and a journalist walked into a Gaza hookah bar. And no one could tell who was who. Votes: 0

I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home. Votes: 0

There's some sorta big bar-be-que goin' on here in turn three. There's smoke all over the track! Some fan's got a big one goin' on. Votes: 0

The brain was not built to walk into a bar, where you know nobody, and start a conversation. That's not the way humanity has courted. Votes: 0

The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen. Votes: 0

Let wickedness escape as it may at the bar, it never fails of doing justice upon itself; for every guilty person is his own hangman. Votes: 0

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink. Votes: 0

No day would be complete without chocolate. My favorite: Vosges Creole bar - it's dark chocolate with cocoa nibs. Holy Toledo, that thing is good. Votes: 0

Death is another bar which lies several steps below the normal world. I'm at its threshold, but not yet in it. Its doorway is doorless. Votes: 0

Sure, Malcolm Turnbull is less anti-science and anti-culture than [Tony] Abbott, but low bar, and there's not a lot to show for it beyond rhetoric. Votes: 0

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar. Votes: 0

I try to tell a story the way someone would tell you a story in a bar, with the same kind of timing and pacing. Votes: 0

I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation. Votes: 0

I was still making movies so it wasnt as if I were working in a bar, but they were independent films that couldnt find distributors. Votes: 0

Memories are like mercury. Every time you sort of try to get near them, they slip out of your hand like a bar of soap. Votes: 0

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?" Votes: 0

I went to the guest room and pretended to write. I hit the space bar again and again and again. My life story was spaces. Votes: 0

The broader the topic, the easier it is, not only to fill a book, but to set the bar pretty high for really great stuff. Votes: 0

There are so many little places I want to play, sometimes weird places I think would be fun to play... a bar that's half full. Votes: 0

A twinge of wonderment that might charm the most cynical of New York dance fans"¦They raise the bar, and then they jump over it. Votes: 0

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. Votes: 0

Lee Roy was the best college linebacker - bar none. He would have made every tackle on every play if they had stayed in bounds. Votes: 0

To be honest, unless you rocket straight to stardom as a gorgeous young vampire, you can spend a lot of time working behind a bar. Votes: 0

Chris [Evans] sent us a text that The Avengers assemble at such and such bar at 9 on Saturday night. That was a good group effort. Votes: 0

Sunset and evening star, And one clear call for me! And may there be no moaning of the bar When I put out to sea. Votes: 0

The reason why I don't have a hero is because heroes set a bar - whereas if we don't have one, our potential is unlimited. Votes: 0

I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails. Votes: 0

If you ever go bar hopping, who do you want to take with you? You want a slightly uglier version of yourself. Similar ... but slightly uglier. Votes: 0

When I became political and Communist, it was because they were the only people I had ever met who fought the color bar in their lives. Votes: 0

I loved this place. You could prop up the bar and watch the world go by; no one made you talk or expected anything of you Votes: 0

I have a very sedate life. How often do you see me at a bar in Boulder? I like Boulder. We just don't live that way. Votes: 0

I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I tipped him. I'm very competitive. Votes: 0

Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

For too long we have been taking, and the Earth has been giving. But that free-for-all, that all-you-can-eat buffet, it's over. The salad bar is closed. Votes: 0

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. Votes: 0

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them. Votes: 0

Call me crazy but I imagine a world where we smile when we have low batteries, because that will mean we're one bar closer to humanity. Votes: 0

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar. Votes: 0

Look at bread, and see it as a Dairy Milk Cadbury's chocolate bar, and say to yourself, 'OK, you don't need that.' Bread is bad. Votes: 0

Much of what we called "depression" was really dissatisfaction, a result of setting a bar impossibly high or expecting treasures we weren't willing to work for. Votes: 0

I'm an empress. I wear an apron. My typewriter writes. It didn't break the way it warned. Even crazy, I'm as nice as a chocolate bar. Votes: 0

Nothing is going to change. I'm going to wear my hair like this during beam and bar finals. You might as well stop talking about it. Votes: 0

If men are wont to play with swearing anywhere, can we expect they should be serious and strict therein at the bar or in the church. Votes: 0

... you can think about that for everyone you hire: will I bet the future of this company on this single hire? And that's a tough bar. Votes: 0

Canada is like a nice family living over a biker bar . . . They keep telling the downstairs neighbors to keep down the noise, people are trying to sleep. Votes: 0

Lenny Breau played more great stuff at one time than anybody on the planet... with feeling and tone. He was the best that ever lived, bar none. Votes: 0

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets. Votes: 0

I don't dig that two-beat jive the New Orleans cats play. My boys and I have to have four heavy beats to the bar and no cheating. Votes: 0

I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and appointed at the same time. Votes: 0

Whether you are doing it in the bar, the church, the strip joint, or the Himalayas, the first duty of music is to complement and enhance life. Votes: 0

He'd been drinking in a bar downtown, when he thought he heard a choir of angels singing in the Tiki Lounge. And that's when he got religion. Votes: 0

My bar for being successful is being able to do movies that really mean something to me and being able to make a living off of that. Votes: 0

I love the 3D revolution. I love the technology today that continues to push the envelope, continues break the new ground, and continues to raise the bar. Votes: 0

Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b--witch if she doesn't eat a candy bar during a stressful moment. Votes: 0

If life is too short, get off the floor at the hotel bar. How can you go big if you're on the floor? I don't understand it. Votes: 0

One big contribution my father [Stephen Hawking] has made is to show that having a disability does not bar you from leading a full and eventful life. Votes: 0

The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce. You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron. Votes: 0

Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv. Votes: 0

We're living in a state where no one can trust his telephone conversations, nor even his personal conversations in a room, in a bar or anywhere else. Votes: 0

After a day of rain the sun came out suddenly at five o'clock and threw a golden bar into the deep Victorian gloom of the front parlour Votes: 0

Let us rejoice that we are poor, And have no gold to keep: We do not need to bar the door Ere we can go to sleep. Votes: 0

Because nine years ago, I walked up to the most beautiful girl in the bar, and tonight she's still the only person I want to talk to. Votes: 0

Saying you like "Piano Man" doesn't mean you like Billy Joel; it means you're willing to go to a piano bar if there's nothing else to do Votes: 0

People are more likely to help other people who look exactly like them. They will hang out at the bar and on the golf course with them. Votes: 0

If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough. Votes: 0

The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyone’s drunk and ugly and they’re going to pass out in a few minutes. Votes: 0

I want to say to anyone who works in a drone workplace, raise the bar! There's no reason why you have to dress to the lowest common denominator. Votes: 0

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned. Votes: 0

Set your business plan to win; raise the bar or you're not going to be prepared. You need to think that what you're doing will make you $100 million. Votes: 0

Ironically, my rabbi was a bar mitzvah Nazi. So I got bar mitzvahed. And though I didn't want to, the theme of my bar mitzvah party was Madonna. Votes: 0

I wanted to live where I could pop to the bar that Humphrey Bogart took Lauren Bacall to, or the little restaurant where Charlie Chaplin had a booth. Votes: 0

Your thief looks Exactly like the rest, or rather better; 'Tis only at the bar, and in the dungeon, That wise men know your felon by his features. Votes: 0

Trying to solve the problem by creating more debt is analogous to trying to stop being an alcoholic by going on a bender down at the corner bar. Votes: 0

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen. Votes: 0

I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far. Votes: 0

I suppose in John Kerry's world good diplomacy lets the boys in the bar finish raping the girl for fear of causing a fuss. Okay, that was unfair. Votes: 0

If you're a Firefox user, you get accustomed to your history and the URL bar and finding things. That should be available on your mobile phone as well. Votes: 0

I am one of those people, and I may be personally biased, who wishes that I had some place to come out of the closet besides a bar. Votes: 0

No matter how obstacles may play you over the bar, you will be able to assume your shape when your passion is always intact. You will not burst! Votes: 0

When I first started, I worked with three chords in every bar, but I found that tied me down - I'm not a chord-change writer, I'm a songwriter. Votes: 0

Don Marquis came down after a month on the wagon, ambled over to the bar, and announced, 'I've conquered that goddamn willpower of mine. Gimme a double Scotch. Votes: 0

I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar. Votes: 0

I thought, If I'm gonna run a jazz club, if I've got Miles Davis' posters in my bar, I should at least know what his horn sounds like. Votes: 0

Once the bar gets set too high, simply lower it so you can keep on hitting your goals. You could get a lot more chin-ups done this way. Votes: 0

I got hit on at the bar last night, and this morning I have a black eye. Sometimes you can be so sexy that you offend, I guess. Votes: 0

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. Votes: 0

I don't really like to go out to clubs or anything. It's just not my style. I'd much rather go to a dive bar or a local place. Votes: 0

Who can wonder at the attractiveness... of the bar, for our ambitious young men, when the highest bribes of society are at the feet of the successful orator? Votes: 0

I'm like this wiry freak they pulled out of a bar two months ago and said, 'Let's throw it on the wall and see if it sticks.' Votes: 0

When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll have the Rockets game on too. Votes: 0

In Germany I ingested the entire contents of the hotel mini-bar before a show and stuck my fingers in this guy's nostrils because I thought they would fit. Votes: 0

Mock mockers after that That would not lift a hand maybe To help good, wise or great To bar that foul storm out, for we Traffic in mockery. Votes: 0

21 years as CEO is a long time. I was and probably still am the longest serving CEO in America. Certainly I am in the media industry, bar none. Votes: 0

You don't find the concept of illicit love at all engaging?The concept, maybe. But in literature? That's like ordering a glass of tap water at a bar. Votes: 0

There's weight on me to raise the bar, to carry on that legacy. But that's what drives me. Making sure that no one ever forgets who the Wallendas are. Votes: 0

There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole. Votes: 0

Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour. Votes: 0

There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way. Votes: 0

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up. Votes: 0

My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight. Votes: 0

Acting happened to me. If I had pursued it, I think it would have been like someone going to a bar, desperately looking for love and not finding anyone. Votes: 0

He said "woman" in the same way I'd say "Mmmmm, yummy chocolate" after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator. Votes: 0

I have to take what I say and make it heavy, so every single bar means something. And there's no riddles in my rhymes. Every single word means something. Votes: 0

I always wished I had a song like that George Strait song, 'The Chair', 'cause it's basically just a guy trying to pick up a girl at a bar. Votes: 0

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. Votes: 0

my sword reappeared in my pocket. yeah,great timing.now i could attack the walls all i wanted.my cell had no bar,no window,not even a door Votes: 0

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah. Votes: 0

I definitely think with a lot of hard work, I can be a better player than I was last year, and hopefully, continue to raise the bar every year. Votes: 0

I've done a bunch of jobs since 'Deadwood' went off the air, but it's always been a very high bar that those other shows have to live up to. Votes: 0

I bad a piano long before I bad a guitar, and the practice I got just playing those three chords in a basic 12-bar blues song was very important. Votes: 0

People like to set the bar high. I like to put the bar on the ground and barely step over it. I like to keep the expectations really low. Votes: 0

We put things in order - God does the rest. Lay an iron bar east and west, it is not magnetized. Lay it north and south and it is. Votes: 0

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?' Votes: 0

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. Votes: 0

Hi ladies, Hi Girls..., If you don't add more knowledge to what you already know, you may be a virgin but may not raise your bar! Go, get extra oil! Votes: 0

People always think I was just playing in a piano bar, but I only did that for about six months. The rest of the time I was playing in bands. Votes: 0

Really I peeped dude at the bar like really Lookin like he want a good time like really Said he had a friend for my homegirl Lilly Lilly Lilly Lilly Votes: 0

I would never talk to a girl in a bar, like a pick-up thing. But I could talk to anyone if they wore a t-shirt of a band I like. Votes: 0

I'm excited for people to realize that I'm 25 years old and not a teenager anymore... even though I still look 18 and can't get into a bar to save my life! Votes: 0

It's like the little rat in the Skinner box who says, "I've got this psychologist under my control. Every time I press the bar, he gives me a food pellet." Votes: 0

I learned a lot about lead; you don't have to blow your cookies in the first bar. It is much harder to be simple that to be complicated during solos. Votes: 0

The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity, third time's the charm. Votes: 0

Engel & Volkers is unlike any other real estate company I have known and I am proud to be part of an organization that raises the bar to such high levels. Votes: 0

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in. Votes: 0

A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested him. I said: Wait a minute. Isn't that golf? Votes: 0

I've never been a huge prog fan. My background is punk. My background is learning how to play a bar chord and listen to Discharge records when I was a kid. Votes: 0

Taking my drink, I moved around the bar to her. Her smile was a little crooked as I sat down. I guessed it had been a wet night for platinum blondes. Votes: 0

I have the emergency kit in my purse that has double-sided tape and Tylenol, and a small energy bar. I'm the one that has an extra lip gloss just in case. Votes: 0

Sports are an acceptable way for men to show emotion. A guy who won't hug his kid will slip a guy a tongue in a sports bar when his team wins. Votes: 0

Let's have an honest conversation about what's going on. A man and a man at a bar looks like mentoring. A man and a woman at a bar looks like dating. Votes: 0

Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it' Votes: 0

Nowadays I get complaints about long drum solos, but in those days they wanted me to keep on going so they could go over to the bar and have a drink. Votes: 0

I did all sorts of jobs after drama school - working in a bar, as a teaching assistant. I probably learned as much from them as I did at drama school. Votes: 0

The people who are the worst at news, who kind of engage in what I call the World Wrestling of news, have kind of set the bar for where news is. Votes: 0

I don't think I'll get married again. I'm not looking for it. What I can say about my divorce and my failed engagement is that I learned where my bar is. Votes: 0

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. Votes: 0

If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back. Votes: 0

John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use the bathroom. But nobody thought to ask him for what. Votes: 0

I wish my daughters would box. I'm so worried about the guys coming up to them. I would love them to be able to smack a guy right off a bar stool. Votes: 0

I like to go out and write. So I'll often go to a Starbucks or a local coffee bar, and I'll sit there and I'll write. I can write pretty much anywhere. Votes: 0

I meditate, I do yoga and I have a lot of friends who are healers.....And if none of that works, I go by a chocolate bar and a bottle of cognac. Votes: 0

John Boehner - doesn't he look like every guy you've ever seen at a hotel bar? He looks like the kind of guy who licks his thumb when he counts his money. Votes: 0

My Mother was a very wild Australian woman. When we were in Africa she could kill a snake with one blow from a crow bar, which she kept at the back door. Votes: 0

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. Votes: 0

The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here? Votes: 0

I closed my own jazz bar so I could be a man who can write novels as I like. I was pleased about that. This pleasure was connected to the pleasure of writing. Votes: 0

My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit. Votes: 0

I won't lock my doors or bar them either if any of the old coots in the pictures out in the hall want to come out of their frames for a friendly chat. Votes: 0

Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, Did you fall? He said, No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket. Votes: 0

So the first job that I got - my father got it for me - he had his clerical collar on, was a gay bar in D.C., it was Mr. Henry's of Georgetown. Votes: 0

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning Votes: 0

I think chocolate in moderation is not bad for you, but I eat way too much. I tell myself I'm going to eat two squares, and then I end up eating half a big bar. Votes: 0